This is about to happen.
Also, I lost my job. If you need any work done, holla at your girl.
The even sadder part is I found his real name by peeking into his wallet while he slept at my house; I looked at his driver’s license and exclaimed, “Thai! His name is Thai! OMG! I just thought he was from Thailand or something!”
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